Emporioum of Wierd, Wonderful Things.
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Good advice—though I’m trying to figure out what the hell “nipple transporters” are…
okelay:

a guide for the awkward ones

Good advice—though I’m trying to figure out what the hell “nipple transporters” are…

okelay:

a guide for the awkward ones

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I wish I had badass dreams like this. :(
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suicideblonde:

Dream caused by the flight of a bumblebee around a pomegranate one second before awakening - Salvador Dali (1944)

I wish I had badass dreams like this. :(

carnalknowledge:

suicideblonde:

Dream caused by the flight of a bumblebee around a pomegranate one second before awakening - Salvador Dali (1944)

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Just a helpful reminder for the vampire fans out there.
inothernews:

starfleeting:

annahinks:

(via tamburina)
NOSFERATU

Just a helpful reminder for the vampire fans out there.

inothernews:

starfleeting:

annahinks:

(via tamburina)

NOSFERATU

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…To survive NaNoWriMo, you must drag [your inner editor] out into the alley behind the stripclub in your brain and beat the shit out of his genitals with a rusty pipe.
A fellow Whitechapell denizen with the best advice for NaNoWriMo I ever heard.
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That’s not a bad idea, actually.

okelay:

(title unknown)
all hail google
That’s not a bad idea, actually.

okelay:

(title unknown) all hail google

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Ah, Halloween. Looks like someone tried to egg our house last night. They had shit aim, though—didn’t see any egg on the house.

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It’s Nov 1, I got a story idea, some caffeine, an open word document, and sunglasses for some inexplicable reason. Hit it. #nanowrimo

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