January 2010
112 posts
December 2009
240 posts
Those who seek absolute power, even though they seek it to do what they regard...
– Barry Goldwater (via sab-rina) (via quote-book)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
Scott Sigler (9)
Keith and The Girl (8)
The Doors (7)
MC Frontalot (7)
Yndi Halda (7)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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20 Nerdy Pick-up lines
emonerdcorp:
nerdygirllove:
1. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
4. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
5. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental...
More and more, it feels like I’m doing a really bad impersonation of myself.
– Chuck Palahniuk (via definingmyself)
(Well, it would explain Haunted.)
Lisa Bedford is what you’d imagine of a stereotypical soccer mom. She drives a...
– From Jess Bennett’s great look at the world of Preppers, people who getting ready to survive the coming apocalypse in style. (via newsweek)
One of the problems is newspapers fired so many journalists and turned them...
– Media consultant Alan Mutter. NYTimes: Adding Fees and Fences on Media Sites http://s.nyt.com/u/AMx (via adamiss) (via thedeadline)
Ha! Why do you think Nwk is doing this Tumblr in house? We’re kept in cages here…
(via newsweek)
Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions
– Aldous Huxley, Eyeless in Gaza, 1936 (via art-or-porn)
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do...
– Mark Twain (submitted by coffeeandclouds) (via quote-book)
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Whereupon I explain the meaning of Christmas
looneynerd:
I love Christmas. I’ve heard a lot of people bitching about it’s commercialization, and others complaining that they aren’t Christians. That’s fine. But I’ll love it for as long as I live, regardless of my religion. And this is why. Late in the day of December 24, 1914, German Soldiers of the 133rd Royal Saxon regiment were on duty on the front lines near Ypres, Belgium. Missing...
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Thank you for my birthday presents. And for my...
inothernews:
EDDIE IZZARD, as the baby Jesus, to the three wise men.
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God's open letter to Reverend Fred Phelps. →
inothernews:
Dear Reverend Phelps:
You fucking asshole. I piss all over you and your stupid fucking church. I also shit on your stupid fucking head. Specifically, I shit holy diarrhea upon your stupid fucking head, the warm, drippy kind of shit, the kind that seeps into your ear canal and slides right down that serpentine gullet of yours, you wormy fucking snake. You call yourself a man of...